Day 60

Um, I think the Captain needs to get off the Island. I think I do too. A third of our adventure in and she feels suffocated and overwhelmed and I feel ignored and underwhelmed. Even though the Captain left a little later for work today (she left in real work clothes and mentioned something about it being an important day at work) and I was really good on my tour with the ferry driver today, I was bored when I got home. I have been noticing that while I keep this blog, that the ferry drivers always write in a notebook after my tours and play dates. Don't they know that I am the only one that writes about my adventures? I refuse to have someone write something I can't read. So, I hopped up and grabbed the book off the stand and played with it. I tore some pages out, tossed it around, and may have even eaten a couple. Then, I grabbed the Captain's loved snow boots and pulled one onto my bed with me so I could smell my Captain and snuggle with her. I laid down with it for a while and might have tasted a button. I didn't hurt it though, but when the Queen ferry driver Yana showed up, I could tell she was gonna tell my Captain somehow, even without the book. Sure enough, when my Captain finally came home, she must have still had word about the boots and the book because she knew that the book had been put in a baggie for "evidence" and that I had messed with her boots. Once she took me out, she was on the phone for a minute with my Papa, I tried to talk to him too by nuzzling her ear when she was talking to him. Before she could tell him, she suddenly got another call and had to rush to the computer where someone was helping her fix something about her phone using the computer (I heard her say her iphone was possessed and that she couldn't use it). I just couldn't take that she was not paying attention to me so I started tossing my bed around and chewing on it making a nice hole. The Captain got upset with me but then finally sat on the couch with me while I wrote this. That was all I wanted--just more time with my Captain.