Day 86

I think my Captain is angry at me. More specifically, I think the Captain wants to pull my toenails out and have my hair all shaved off. Now that the men are all gone and the house looks brand new inside, the Captain gets mad at me for everything. When I try and get my toys and bring them to her, she yells stuff at me about "watching the walls" and "stop with the nails on the floors." I am totally confused, are the walls moving? Why do I need to watch them? I am not doing anything differently and now she is all uptight. I accidentally shock my toy against the wall and she almost laid an egg or something right then. I think she needs a "chill pill." It is a house after all and is meant to be lived in right? Geez!! And as for my hair, it isn't like I pull it out and leave it laying around, it just comes out. I think she knows this, but seriously, she keeps brushing me (which I do like the attention), but she also wants to use that vibrating thing on my toes all the time too and I don't like it. The peanut butter helps, but I have to warn her every once in a while to relax and knock it off. When she isn't yelling at me she is pushing that mop thing around and then gets mad at me for chasing it. I CAN'T take her anymore!!!

The good news is that I can take my friends and at least they don't look down on me for being harry or clumsy or playful. Nope, quite the opposite today. I went on two nice tours. The first was with a bunch of my buds: Simon, my boxy gal Mia, and Max. They are all tiny, even my boxy Mia, and walk right next to me or even under me just looking up at me. I love being the big man, especially when I am the lowly creature at home. On my second tour with Lisa, it was nice seeing her again by the way, we met a baby four legged being from the Island of Pit. She was probably about 7 months of age and was so cute. She came over and rubbed her face all over me and kissed me all lover. I LOVED it and would totally love to have babies with someone like my gal Mia or Ms. Nesta, but I think Captain would totally lose it. I appreciated my friends adoration so much and the love of the little being that I pranced around and was terrific on both my tours with Lisa. I hope she tells the Captain that I am good and to lighten up!